January 2010
17 posts
Oh Mr. Alexander,
I just want to know what made you want to give this purse such a rad name? personally, I think “Donna” is a cougar-ish name, but I love wild cats! and this year is year of the tiger (me & my pops!). anyways, this purse is my destiny. some how, this purse will land in my lap. “hello, my name is donna and so is my purse.” the color and size is...
what is going on?
While people are recovering and in the midst of saving themselves and finding others, they’re hit with the same punch in the same spot. I feel extreme sadness and sympathy for those suffering in Haiti. I can only imagine how desperate parents, children and friends are to find peace and comfort.
It’s embarrassing that it took a massive tragedy to have the rest of the world to notice them. What they...
white people have button eyes, asians have...
Okay you weirdoes (is that how you spell “weirdo” plural?),
I say weirdoes, because I don’t think what I’m about to say is racist. And you know what? I’m okay with racism. It’s as fun to laugh about as Chinese tattoos when you’re like, umm, Korean.
Anyhooch, you’re right—when I start laughing really hard, I can’t see. But it’s NOT because they’re closed. It’s because I start crying and I just...
Dear Dell Computers,
You know the good things in life? Whether it be a friend that is always there, always reliable, or the carpool lane when you need it, mom or dad, carbs, puppies, bunnies? The things that make you happy? Do you know good things? Happy things? Then there are things that really piss people (me) off. Like cheaters, liars, bills, cheap crap. But in my case it’s your fucking stupid...
I'm raising my hand
I have a question for all you eco & bio nerds: is every species really suppose to last forever? and what species should there naturally be more or less of (unless we’re suppose to be equal)?
repetition in family is key
Modern Family has to be one of the best new shows on TV, hands down (sorry, gLee is gay. I can’t sit through a whole episode. It’s too flamboyant and dramatic. Every show has a target audience, & they airballed me. AIR BALLLL). The style of documenting the family personalities and perspectives is hilarious. It’s funny because with every new episode, I am able to relate to a...
$ & a DRAG
working in a restaurant will give you more perspective on team-work and appreciating the simple things in life more than a Vladimir Baranoff-Rossiné piece. simply put: everyone matters. I’ve learned to block out the attitudes of certain chefs and cooks saying that they’re the most important since it’s a restaurant and restaurants are about food. because if that was the case, they...
I wish I had his pecks
There will be a day when girls can go around wearing whatever we want, wear our hair however want, wear our makeup however we want, walk however we want, talk however we want, talk to boys however we want, flaunt whatever we got, and not be the topic of a slut-riffic rumor. All the other girls will smile and congratulate you for being that way, because that, my friend, is what being a real woman...
"I'll die alone like Jesus"
it’s 2010. according to Tom Cruise & Will Smith movies, we’re officially in future. my resolutions: try not to have such high expectations, try not to be sofa king awkward when embarrassed, try to not buy a pack of cigarettes & try (I say “try” because trying is better than not trying) not to forget to capitalize first-person singular pronoun. I’m suppose to be more picky about...